Say What?

Three year old have quite the imagination.  And they're quite the little parrots when it comes to repeating things you don't want them to say.

Take for instance over the weekend when he had to use the bathroom.  His stool wasn't in front of the toilet (he still wants us to watch him go potty occasionally), and here's the conversation went down:

Drew:
Me: "What was that?"
Drew: "I didn't say 'who moved the freakin' stool'"
Me: "Drew we don't say freakin'"

He know he gets in trouble, so apparently that's what he mumbled under his breath, only he didn't want to get busted for it.

The other day, he was drawing on his easel, and Dave told him to draw Spider-man.  So he draws a face (with eyebrows no less) and a single hand coming out of this face with five fingers.  That's it. 

When Dave asked him about Spider-man's hands Drew said: "Spider-man has five fingers see, 1, 2,3,4,5" 
Now who can argue with that logic?